THE GORGEOUS NANA-GIRLS

** hango sa totoong buhay.

Instruction: Isipin mong nakikinig ka sa isang pamosong istasyon ng radyo.

DJ Kuneho: Good afternoon everyone !

DJ Cornbeef: We have our session today.

DJ Bruno: *LAUGH*

DJ Kuneho: So what’s our topic for today?

(panandaliang katahimikan. Kunyare nagiisip.)

DJ Kuneho: we can talk about the Nana-girls !

DJ Cornbeef: huh ?

DJ Bruno: *LAUGH*

DJ Kuneho: yeah! the Nana-girls.

DJ Bruno: So.. what is Nana girl? *LAUGH*

DJ Cornbeef: yeah yeah. What is that Nana-girl?

DJ Kuneho: Nana-girls are the girls in the Que-bao.

DJ Cornbeef: Oh! The girls in the quezon ave. ?

DJ Bruno: *LAUGH*

DJ Kuneho: No! It’s the girls from Que-bao. Que-bao.

DJ Cornbeef & DJ Bruno: ah.

DJ Kuneho: Yeah yeah yeah !

DJ Bruno: the girls from Cubao migrated to Quezon Ave, so it’s Que-bao? *LAUGH*

DJ Kuneho: Yeah yeah that’s right !

DJ Cornbeef: so how can we have a Nana-girl ?

DJ Kuneho: I’ts cheap. For only 150 pesos. You have one piece of Nana girl and a half fried chicken.

DJ Cornbeef: wow that’s cool !

DJ Bruno: *LAUGH* and there’s a free aids and Nana.

DJ Kuneho: yeah yeah yeah !

DJ Cornbeef: So if you pay them 200pesos, it will have an air-conditioned room with two pieces of

Nana-girls?

DJ Bruno: too much freebies huh?!*LAUGH*

DJ Kuneho: Yeah yeah that’s right!

DJ Cornbeef: How about your girlfriend, is she a Nana-girl?

DJ Bruno: Yeah. Is she a Nana-girl?

DJ Kuneho: No No No. Lets change or topic.

DJ Bruno: ows? *LAUGH*

DJ Cornbeef: Oh. Paaawwll un paawwwll ! (“foul un foul”)

DJ Bruno: *LAUGH*

DJ Kuneho: Lets go to our next topic.

DJ Cornbeef: So what’s our new topic?

(mataimtim na pagiisip ng topic)

DJ Kuneho: Lets talk about the Nana-girls !

DJ Cornbeef: The Nana-girls again?

DJ Bruno: *LAUGH*

DJ Kuneho: Yeah the Nana-girls !

(makalipas ang dalawang oras na balitaktakan ..)

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DJ Cornbeef: So whats are new topic?

DJ Bruno: *LAUGH*

DJ Kuneho: (nagiisip)

(panandaliang katahimikan. Kunyare nagiisip.)

DJ Kuneho: Lets talk about the Nana-girls !

DJ Bruno: *LAUGH* Again??

DJ Cornbeef: Yeah yeah yeah. I love Nana-girls !

DJ Kuneho: Yeah I Love them too.

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